Post by redsycorax on May 28, 2023 3:39:08 GMT
On Earth-Pulp, the dominant milieu is that of very tacky and salacious fifties and sixties pulp novels. You can imagine what DC lives are like on this Earth:
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MOISTROPOLIS:
Lois Long, woman reporter for the Daily Plummet, had a Secret!!! She dared not disclose it to ordinary passers by, but her loins burned with unnatural passion for an Alien!!! Was it his red, blue and yellow uniform that turned her on? Or was it her xenophiliacal persuasion?!! Ever since she was a girl, Lois had wondered what it would be like to be gripped by the arms or tentacles of a masterful alien, since reading H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds had perverted her that way forever!!! Now Lois moans, pulsates, longs, desires, pants for the embrace of Kell-Ell, the Super-Man from Krytpon, in his skintight outfit which leaves nothing to the imagination!!! Can Lois become normal or is she doomed to be crushed by her lurid xenophiliacal fantasies about the Man of Steeliness? And what do Kell-Ell's own people think about his own strange alien lust for Lois???
GIGGLIM:
Swinging their Bat-handbags around in their muscular arms, with their wigs on wrong and their legs unshaven, come the Darknight Delight Bat-Man(?) and his companion in fashion travesty Robyn the Wonder What!!! In mini-skirts and five dollar lipstick, smoking Bat-cigarettes, Brin Wayst and his 'ward' Dink Grayscale terrorise Gigglim City's criminal element as the Delightful Duo!!! Because Frederic Wertheim outed them in the fifties, they are now free to live in their own chosen gender as... Bat-Man (?) and Robyn, crime fighters a go go!!!
BOOGADABOOGADAD:
In Boogadaboogadad City, in his skintight outfit, streaks that Sinful Speedster, the Flash!!! Why does he flash? Why is he dedicated to streaking across the Boogadaboogadad landscape, almost revealing all in his indecent haste? And why is his peekaboo outfit anatomically incorrect? Can Boogadaboogadad City's ace woman reporter Iris West expose the Flash? Why is Captain Cold frigid? Why is Heat Wave a hot tamale? What about the Mirror Master and his vanity unit? Is the Top advertising his own unnatural passions? Is Captain Boomerang Australianly challenged or is that accent a fake?
PARADOX ISLAND:
Suffering Sappho! Manipulable Minerva! Artful Artemis! Revolting Radclyffe!!! Princess Diana of Paradox Island lives on an all-woman island where there's an inordinate amount of interest in getting tied up and chained a lot and where there are no men!! Suddenly, during WW2, a scantily clad male US Army captain washes up on Paradox Island's feminine shores! When Princess Diana sees him, she realises that she is gripped by perverse hetero-sexual desires and wants to dress up in a bikini style uniform, tie people up with her magical lasso and compel them!!! Is Princess Diana doomed to a tawdry life of sin and twilight assignations with her strapping butch military officer? She's stronger than he is! What sort of life will they have together?
THE END [3.40 PM, MAY 28, 2023]
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MOISTROPOLIS:
Lois Long, woman reporter for the Daily Plummet, had a Secret!!! She dared not disclose it to ordinary passers by, but her loins burned with unnatural passion for an Alien!!! Was it his red, blue and yellow uniform that turned her on? Or was it her xenophiliacal persuasion?!! Ever since she was a girl, Lois had wondered what it would be like to be gripped by the arms or tentacles of a masterful alien, since reading H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds had perverted her that way forever!!! Now Lois moans, pulsates, longs, desires, pants for the embrace of Kell-Ell, the Super-Man from Krytpon, in his skintight outfit which leaves nothing to the imagination!!! Can Lois become normal or is she doomed to be crushed by her lurid xenophiliacal fantasies about the Man of Steeliness? And what do Kell-Ell's own people think about his own strange alien lust for Lois???
GIGGLIM:
Swinging their Bat-handbags around in their muscular arms, with their wigs on wrong and their legs unshaven, come the Darknight Delight Bat-Man(?) and his companion in fashion travesty Robyn the Wonder What!!! In mini-skirts and five dollar lipstick, smoking Bat-cigarettes, Brin Wayst and his 'ward' Dink Grayscale terrorise Gigglim City's criminal element as the Delightful Duo!!! Because Frederic Wertheim outed them in the fifties, they are now free to live in their own chosen gender as... Bat-Man (?) and Robyn, crime fighters a go go!!!
BOOGADABOOGADAD:
In Boogadaboogadad City, in his skintight outfit, streaks that Sinful Speedster, the Flash!!! Why does he flash? Why is he dedicated to streaking across the Boogadaboogadad landscape, almost revealing all in his indecent haste? And why is his peekaboo outfit anatomically incorrect? Can Boogadaboogadad City's ace woman reporter Iris West expose the Flash? Why is Captain Cold frigid? Why is Heat Wave a hot tamale? What about the Mirror Master and his vanity unit? Is the Top advertising his own unnatural passions? Is Captain Boomerang Australianly challenged or is that accent a fake?
PARADOX ISLAND:
Suffering Sappho! Manipulable Minerva! Artful Artemis! Revolting Radclyffe!!! Princess Diana of Paradox Island lives on an all-woman island where there's an inordinate amount of interest in getting tied up and chained a lot and where there are no men!! Suddenly, during WW2, a scantily clad male US Army captain washes up on Paradox Island's feminine shores! When Princess Diana sees him, she realises that she is gripped by perverse hetero-sexual desires and wants to dress up in a bikini style uniform, tie people up with her magical lasso and compel them!!! Is Princess Diana doomed to a tawdry life of sin and twilight assignations with her strapping butch military officer? She's stronger than he is! What sort of life will they have together?
THE END [3.40 PM, MAY 28, 2023]