Post by redsycorax on Oct 19, 2023 2:15:39 GMT
Earth-255's Rat Pfink doesn't always hang around with Titus (Boo Boo) Twimbly. He has team-ups with all manner of characters from other fictional domains, such as Glinda the Good Witch of the North.
Note: The Following Event Occurs within the context of the "Weird Adventures of Rat Pfink a Boo Boo."
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As Lonnie (Rat Pfink) Lord lay supine on the ground after being knocked out by the escapee anthropoid Kodakk the Gorilla, there was a coruscation of brilliant light and musical tones played in the distance. A mauve and pink sphere formed around a strangely familiar figure, who wore a crown and floridly feminine ballgown, and also carried a magic wand:
"Lonnie... Lonnie Lord... C.C. Beaumont loves you..."
"Oh, hi, Glinda the Good Witch of the North, making an unforeseen cameo appearance because for some reason the Author is ripping off David Lynch's equivalent scene in Wild at Heart (1990). But I'm a rough housing super hero in a bad action outfit without any positive parental guidance. And I'm Wild At Liver!!!"
"She's forgiven you all of these biographical details and I need to milk out this scene because why should Elphaba get all the spin-off revenue? It's time I made cameos of my own. You love her. Don't be afraid, Lonnie. Don't turn away from love. You can fight for what you believe in. Don't turn away from love..."
As the transcendent image of Glinda the Good Witch of the North vanished, Lonnie opened his eyes and saw C.C. Beaumont tenderly staring down at him. He did what had to do and removed his ski-mask cowl and disclosed his secret identity. [Well, who said he had to have a realistic motivation for that unexplained action? Don't blame me if Lonnie is a L. Frank Baum groupie!- Author]
THE END [3.15 PM, 19 OCTOBER 2023]
Note: The Following Event Occurs within the context of the "Weird Adventures of Rat Pfink a Boo Boo."
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As Lonnie (Rat Pfink) Lord lay supine on the ground after being knocked out by the escapee anthropoid Kodakk the Gorilla, there was a coruscation of brilliant light and musical tones played in the distance. A mauve and pink sphere formed around a strangely familiar figure, who wore a crown and floridly feminine ballgown, and also carried a magic wand:
"Lonnie... Lonnie Lord... C.C. Beaumont loves you..."
"Oh, hi, Glinda the Good Witch of the North, making an unforeseen cameo appearance because for some reason the Author is ripping off David Lynch's equivalent scene in Wild at Heart (1990). But I'm a rough housing super hero in a bad action outfit without any positive parental guidance. And I'm Wild At Liver!!!"
"She's forgiven you all of these biographical details and I need to milk out this scene because why should Elphaba get all the spin-off revenue? It's time I made cameos of my own. You love her. Don't be afraid, Lonnie. Don't turn away from love. You can fight for what you believe in. Don't turn away from love..."
As the transcendent image of Glinda the Good Witch of the North vanished, Lonnie opened his eyes and saw C.C. Beaumont tenderly staring down at him. He did what had to do and removed his ski-mask cowl and disclosed his secret identity. [Well, who said he had to have a realistic motivation for that unexplained action? Don't blame me if Lonnie is a L. Frank Baum groupie!- Author]
THE END [3.15 PM, 19 OCTOBER 2023]