Post by redsycorax on Nov 16, 2023 3:23:31 GMT
Many are the twists and turns on Earth-255, home to the crepe crimefighters, Rat Pfink and Boo Boo!!! But who is the mysterious surfer guy Starcat and what's Boo Boo doing at the beach anyway?!
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Titus (Boo Boo) Twimbly was taking some time off from his gardening gig, given that his partner Lonnie (Rat Pfink) Lord was busy romancing C.C. Beaumont, who had discovered their badly kept 'secret' identities after combat against the Chortle Gang and Kodakk the escapee zoo gorilla. Fortunately, C.C was so enamoured of both Lonnie and Rat Pfink that she promised to preserve their secrets. However, the beach was calling and Titus nearly tripped off a manly figure in fluorescent boardshorts:
"Hey!"
"Sorry, I should have looked where I was going. Are you okay?"
"Apart from being side-swiped by your surfboard, I'm fine. Titus. Titus Twimbly."
"Wow, that's some grip you've got there, buddy. I'm Starcat, a medical dropout who provides sophisticated wisdom and intellectual guidance to the dudes and chicks who hang out here at Omahaha Beach. Say, do you have a board, or swimwear? I can loan you my spares."
"That's really swell of you, Starcat."
Suddenly, an irate geographically displaced small bear wearing a bow tie angrily growled at them:
"You!!! The gardener guy!!! Yes, you!!! I'm here from Gallstone Park to teach you a lesson, you no-good copyright violator!!!"
"Why is that bear talking?"
"I think that's allowed on our world. Don't worry, Starcat, I'll protect you. Get lost, you superfluous minor ursine!!!"
"No way, Jorge. I'm not leaving until you cease and desist infringing my intellectual property. I got here first."
"Why does this bear think you've impaired his copyright, unless... Criminies!!! You're Boo Boo, the Striped Wonder!!!"
Too late, Titus realised that it was called a 'secret' identity for a reason...
Suddenly, though, things went slightly awry as Boo Boo and Starcat noticed there were ominous bumps under the bear's arms:
"Oh no! That bear has the plague!!!"
"Well, of course I do. I'm Bubo, the partner to Yoga Bear at Gallstone Park."
"I'm not sure I like the rabid insane gleam in its rather red bloodshot eyes, either. Titus? Titus? Dude, where are you?"
And in leapt a figure who was badly dressed as something approximating a tiger...
"Cease and desist, you unexpectedly rabid insane small bear who can't spell its name properly!"
"Make me, super hero!" However, several pows, whiffs, bams and socks later, Bubo the small bear had become a tacky and extremely decrepit bear rug:
"Phew, that was an unexpected turn of events. Well, see you, Starcat. Incidentally, why was this team up created in the first place?"
"Possibly because it was intended to show that legally, you're an adult and are responsible for your own actions. And provide a cunning tie in with several unexpected guest characters. Which it did."
"Time to decamp." Which was highly unlikely, given the way those characters are written.
THE END [12.43 PM: 17 November 2023]
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Titus (Boo Boo) Twimbly was taking some time off from his gardening gig, given that his partner Lonnie (Rat Pfink) Lord was busy romancing C.C. Beaumont, who had discovered their badly kept 'secret' identities after combat against the Chortle Gang and Kodakk the escapee zoo gorilla. Fortunately, C.C was so enamoured of both Lonnie and Rat Pfink that she promised to preserve their secrets. However, the beach was calling and Titus nearly tripped off a manly figure in fluorescent boardshorts:
"Hey!"
"Sorry, I should have looked where I was going. Are you okay?"
"Apart from being side-swiped by your surfboard, I'm fine. Titus. Titus Twimbly."
"Wow, that's some grip you've got there, buddy. I'm Starcat, a medical dropout who provides sophisticated wisdom and intellectual guidance to the dudes and chicks who hang out here at Omahaha Beach. Say, do you have a board, or swimwear? I can loan you my spares."
"That's really swell of you, Starcat."
Suddenly, an irate geographically displaced small bear wearing a bow tie angrily growled at them:
"You!!! The gardener guy!!! Yes, you!!! I'm here from Gallstone Park to teach you a lesson, you no-good copyright violator!!!"
"Why is that bear talking?"
"I think that's allowed on our world. Don't worry, Starcat, I'll protect you. Get lost, you superfluous minor ursine!!!"
"No way, Jorge. I'm not leaving until you cease and desist infringing my intellectual property. I got here first."
"Why does this bear think you've impaired his copyright, unless... Criminies!!! You're Boo Boo, the Striped Wonder!!!"
Too late, Titus realised that it was called a 'secret' identity for a reason...
Suddenly, though, things went slightly awry as Boo Boo and Starcat noticed there were ominous bumps under the bear's arms:
"Oh no! That bear has the plague!!!"
"Well, of course I do. I'm Bubo, the partner to Yoga Bear at Gallstone Park."
"I'm not sure I like the rabid insane gleam in its rather red bloodshot eyes, either. Titus? Titus? Dude, where are you?"
And in leapt a figure who was badly dressed as something approximating a tiger...
"Cease and desist, you unexpectedly rabid insane small bear who can't spell its name properly!"
"Make me, super hero!" However, several pows, whiffs, bams and socks later, Bubo the small bear had become a tacky and extremely decrepit bear rug:
"Phew, that was an unexpected turn of events. Well, see you, Starcat. Incidentally, why was this team up created in the first place?"
"Possibly because it was intended to show that legally, you're an adult and are responsible for your own actions. And provide a cunning tie in with several unexpected guest characters. Which it did."
"Time to decamp." Which was highly unlikely, given the way those characters are written.
THE END [12.43 PM: 17 November 2023]
