I've been reading 'The Adventures of the Fly' from the early 60s. It's awful... The Double Life of Private Strong was pretty terrible, too - but it only lasted two issues. I hate to think that I ever spent 12¢ on any of these!

In issue 11, a US man had King Arthur's castle shipped to the US 'stone by stone' yet it contains a room that 'hasn't been opened since the castle was built." In fact, Merlin cast a spell on that room... and nobody has dared to open it since!